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  1. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    It pisses me off when super over-acting ruins good porn.

    "Stop screaming and flopping around like a fish! She just started licking your pussy!"
     
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  2. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Some hate filled low life called the police on the neighborhood dog and said she was biting people I hate liars
     
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  3. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Guys who do something that hurts you and when you have the nerve to say something about it, they act like the victim.
     
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    1. hornybigguy68
      Very sad that any man can treat a woman like you or any women in general like that. Disappointing indeed.
       
      hornybigguy68, Apr 5, 2021
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    2. hausenfeffer
      That's classic "Manipulative" personality 101:( If someone tries to play people like that then they are narcissists and will always put themselves ahead of everyone else.
       
      hausenfeffer, Apr 6, 2021
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    3. HornyIndiana
      Too be fair though, I've had plenty of women do the same to me. Still hurts either way but it's not just men who do that
       
      HornyIndiana, Apr 8, 2021
    4. Cherrypop
      I only have experience with men doing that lol. But I’m sure women must too.
       
      Cherrypop, Apr 8, 2021
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    5. HornyIndiana
      Yea they do. Never had that problem when I was married, but as soon as I was single. Bam. Seems like most women I talk to are like that. I just don't get it. Which is one of the main reasons I keep to myself anymore.
       
      HornyIndiana, Apr 8, 2021
  4. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    New shoes
     
  5. overdoneone

    overdoneone Porn Star

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    I don't watch TV much but when I do it seems every commercial break is flooded with the latest/greatest prescription drug that will correct whatever you believe is wrong with you. Followed by a 45 second spiel about how wonderful the results will be.....followed by a fast talking dissertation on the probable deleterious side effects. In the end you are instructed to tell/ask your doctor to prescribe this drug...as if your doctor is of the stupid variety who is absolutely clueless about your condition and even more uninformed about the new drugs on the market...
     
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  6. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Thing one: I’m shedding at the moment; my hair is just *everywhere*. And it’s looooooong.

    Thing two: I put my phone in a heavy-duty ziplock bag to protect it from accidental dunking when I’m going out to the subby tubby. I dare not tempt fate; she watches me like a hawk.

    There’s a hair on the inside of the ziplock. And it goes all over the screen.


    I’ll grant you, this is a small thing. But sweet fancy crackers is this annoying! :mad::D:banghead::eek1:
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      Same chick....same!! Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Apr 8, 2021
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  7. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    My kid used the last bath towel out of the bathroom cupboard and didn’t tell me so I had to dry myself off after my shower with a hand towel lol.
     
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    1. Luv2LiqU
      Great idea for a new thread.. Tiny Towels
      [​IMG]
       
      Luv2LiqU, Apr 6, 2021
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    2. Cherrypop
      It covered basically one boob lol. Not helpful
       
      Cherrypop, Apr 7, 2021
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    3. Luv2LiqU
      Sounds about perfect to me!
       
      Luv2LiqU, Apr 7, 2021
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  8. DeathByTacos1

    DeathByTacos1 Newcumer

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    People who refuse to try and learn to use chopsticks. Just get over yourself and give it a try. Annoys the crap outta me.
     
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    1. tenguy
      You’re joking, right?
       
      tenguy, Apr 7, 2021
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      You must look pretty strange eating your tacos with chopsticks.
       
      Rixer, Apr 8, 2021
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    3. deegenerate
      I can see that you take your food rules seriously!
       
      deegenerate, Apr 8, 2021
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    4. Sweetpassion
      Hell i would starve to death! Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Apr 8, 2021
  9. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    People that walk around you while you're parking. Fucking idiots.
    Next thing you know 5 ignorant people are under your wheels because they are in a Fucking rush to wait in line
     
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  10. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    When I buy supplies to make a craft, and then I don't want to use up the supplies because they look too pretty as they are.
    Pisses me off! :mad::mad::mad:
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      But just think how good it will look when you've put your imagination and creativity into it. I do the same sometimes. Then when i create my crafty work i love it way more!
       
      Sweetpassion, Apr 8, 2021
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    2. hilltoperxyz169
      Funny
       
      hilltoperxyz169, Apr 8, 2021
  11. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    The post office gave us our house number...Years ago: We are number 704, and the first house on the street. There are 4 houses on one side of the street I live on and three on the other.
    no empty lots on either side, but my house number is 704. my next door neighbor 706, etc.
     
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    1. overdoneone
      It is all part of the governments plan to keep you on your toes...
       
      overdoneone, Apr 9, 2021
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  12. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    When my fan makes me too cold but then i try to turn it down and i get too hot. There's never a happy medium with the air flow. Lol
     
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      I feel the same way about my stupid in-wall air conditioner...
       
      overdoneone, Apr 9, 2021
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    2. Sweetpassion
      I feel the same about Central air. I can't ever feel like i'm at a comfy temp. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Apr 9, 2021
  13. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Fucking technology that we pay alot of money for that lets you down just at the key fucking time ffs
     
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  14. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    It shouldn’t piss me off, but I love when I’m proved right. It pisses me off that I was doubted to begin with.
     
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      I don't it pisses me off even further
       
      Jh2, Apr 8, 2021
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  15. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Lazy idiots who think a leaf-blower is just meant to move the leaves out into the street or on to someone else’s property.
     
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    1. tenguy
      There are certain advantages to living on a boat.
       
      tenguy, Apr 8, 2021
  16. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    My leaf blower isn't strong enough
     
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      My leaf blower used to blow leaves across the neighbour's house top and over and lo' en behold his missus would be up to something on the roof bending over.
      Now I can't blow a candle or a match
      wah wah wah