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  1. joehat

    joehat Porn Star

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    If you fart ? And sard some !
    Should you shower straight way ?
     
  2. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    That's a nice outfit
     
  3. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    One of those motherfucker moments for sure. We just got into our new home with new carpet and new furniture. We let our old Beagle out on a tether and when I let him back in he had stepped in dog shit on one hind paw. So I grabbed him and picked him up and headed for the sink to wash off before he could get on the carpet. Rusty hates to be picked up Has ever since he was a puppy. And way worse now that he's like 117 years old. So he nipped at my left hand to put him down. Then he kind of bit by right hand at least I felt that one. And then it was alright I warned you other mother fucker and he let me have it on my left hand. He's almost toothless but he's still got one good canine and sunk it in enough to break the skin. That if the first and only time he has ever bitten anyone in his whole life.

    I put peroxide and a bandaid over that one hole and called it good because I have had lots of dog bites and puncture wounds with no problems. But this one was different from the start and kind of woke me up abpit 4 am. I used the old remedies soaking it. But by about noon my wife and I were looking at it and decided we needed to go to the doctor. It looked at his age and dental state Rusty might have been the canine equivalent of a Komodo Dragon.

    I never lived in a place where if you get treated for a dog bite they have to call the cops or at least animal control But it is here and even with up to date shots the dog has to go into a 10 day rabies quarantine. Even though no one can remember when was the last time they had a case of rabies around here. The dog can't be left off a leash or tether. Which to Rusty is his everyday life anyway. Antibiotics and a tinnitus shot and I am good to go.

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    1. tenguy
      I feel bad for poor Rusty, but it might be better for him to be monitored for 10 days. You never know what he may have picked up from biting you.
       
      tenguy, Mar 25, 2023
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  4. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    I saw a funny bumper sticker on the back of a mini van today. It said "I'm not drunk. I'm passing snacks or whooping ass".
     
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  5. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    I guess I just don't like sparkling water. Not enough flavor in this stuff.
     
  6. thestrangerinyou

    thestrangerinyou cookiemonster

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    Scotch and video survivor video games don't mix
     
    1. Ed Itor
      What about Memorex?
       
      Ed Itor, Mar 24, 2023
    2. crhurricane
      Sure they do, just got to make sure your opponents have been drinking longer then you. ;)
       
      crhurricane, Mar 26, 2023
  7. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    Orange Chicken sounds good right now
     
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    1. Jack Mine
      That piece of pie in your avatar looks good all the time, especially right now :drool:
       
      Jack Mine, Mar 24, 2023
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  8. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    These pork chops came out great!
     
  9. BobFricker

    BobFricker Porn Star

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    a night in front of the fire
     
  10. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Sometimes the only things that defeat funny, effective advertising are experience and a good memory.

    I see these ads on TV for KFC, and it looks sooo good! Until I remember having to drop a drumstick in mid-bite and running to the bathroom for an emergency dump - with greasy hands!
     
    1. thestrangerinyou
      yea i worked at a KFC going to bet you had a vinegar special.
       
      thestrangerinyou, Mar 25, 2023
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    2. latecomer91364
      I doubt it - if it has 'vinegar' in its title, I avoid it all costs - no this was most likely extra crispy (and it's happened more than once - which is where I figured it wasn't a coincidence).
       
      latecomer91364, Mar 25, 2023
  11. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    I’m due for a haircut
     
  12. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    When one door closes, better have a key these days.
     
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    1. crhurricane
      @Valspar you been watching them youtube videos, how to unlock any lock?
      I had a girl trying to use one of those methods to unlock my heart, got the scares to prove it. I just call her Doc now and keep it professional.
       
      crhurricane, Mar 27, 2023
    2. Valspar
      Nah. I just disagreed so I could post that dumb meme below. Lol
       
      Valspar, Mar 27, 2023
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  13. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    My newsfeed is full of Henry Cavill. That’s weird :oops:
     
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      I can't say I'll miss him, because comic book movies and stars (especially from DC) are such a mess these days.

      I don't give much of a fuck who plays the next Superman.

      MARVEL RULES!
       
      latecomer91364, Mar 27, 2023
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    3. hornybigguy68
      Your post is the reason that DC is under new management and is now James Gun (Director of Guadians of the Galaxy) and James Safran are in charge.

      Gunn will be directing Superman Legacy.
       
      hornybigguy68, Mar 27, 2023
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    4. latecomer91364
      We'll see. DC has been a distant 'second place for a very, very long time. Most 'Batman' movies have been good - except that "What the Fuck Was That"? 'Joker' movie with Jaoquin Phoenix,which provided a rich background story and almost no fucking action to a 'backstory' that I totally did not care about.
       
      latecomer91364, Mar 27, 2023
    5. Cherrypop
      I think DC is over now, from what I’ve heard. The only DC movies I liked were the Wonder Woman ones.
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 27, 2023
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  14. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Why are auto-bill charges so fucking hard to cancel?
     
    1. conroe4
      It's easy as hell to tell them FUCK YOU, You are not garnishing my paychecks. Sometimes it costs more.
       
      conroe4, Mar 26, 2023
    2. crhurricane
      Ah yesss, I can help yu with that, please hold, we wheely appricate yu call.
       
      crhurricane, Mar 27, 2023
  15. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I found out today that my kid is helping some students work out from the special needs class at his school. He helps them with the equipment and gives them tips and motivates them. Proud mum right here.
     
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  16. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I just found out that Teddy Roosevelt has never had a Presidential Library, and I was surprised that it hadn't happened before a North Dakota movement to start one took firm ground.

    Love him or hate him, Teddy did some great and very needed things for the American public: His anti-trust legislation being the most important, but he also pushed the National Parks system,

    How did this guy not have a library? He's one of the more interesting Presidents.
     
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    1. crhurricane
      He did, it was in the Mengers Hotel in San Antonio. But the ghosts hide it.
       
      crhurricane, Mar 27, 2023
  17. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    1. crhurricane
      I can fly, I can fly, the voices never stop, the picture is getting clearer.
      Something tells me, I'll like the old way, I use to fly, better.
       
      crhurricane, Mar 27, 2023
  18. Spinnytop81

    Spinnytop81 Amateur

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    I'm usually in trouble, and if I'm not, I probably will be soon
     
  19. Spinnytop81

    Spinnytop81 Amateur

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    If I was drinking shroom tea, what color would the snowflakes be?
     
    1. crhurricane
      Define snowflake, people can be racially sensitive, and that's not a play on snowflakes either, well not if ya don't mind.
      Just to be safe, I'm not calling anyone names here.
       
      crhurricane, Mar 27, 2023